Oy Vey! Michael Richards Is NOT Jewish No Matter What He Says

Vay ez mir! The last thing we need is racist comic Michael Richards claiming he's Jewish...when he is SO not a member of the tribe.

His mom's not Jewish + his dad's not Jewish + he never converted to Judaism = he's about as Jewish as, say, a loaf of wonder bread and a jar of mayonnaise (with apologies to Woody Allen).

Michael Jordan - we'd love to have him; Michael Bublé - a nice boy and such a voice! We'd take him too; and of course we've already accepted Michael Caine because he speaks Yiddish and was even a Shabbos goy as a kid.

As for Richards, we've got enough tsuris, thank you.

Link: Michael Richards: Jewish Or Not?, Rabbis Say Embattled Comedian's Claim Not Valid - The ShowBuzz.