Add something new to the list of reasons why it's great to be a mature college student: NO JURY DUTY!
After spending an hour (no lie) to get through security at Kew Gardens' Borough Hall I finally got to the jury waiting room where I, uh, waited.
Borough Hall (above) is to 60 Centre Street in Manhattan (below) what Penn Station is to Grand Central.
It gets the job done, I suppose, but it ain't pretty. Seated with the hundreds of other prospective jurors in theater style seats I waited patiently for the bailiff (I assume that's what he's called) to come around and give us what he called "the jury speech."
There were these lovely plasma screen TVs hanging from the ceiling, but of course none of them were working. There were also some computers in the back of the room, but I didn't get to play with any of them.
At least I had a crochet project with me (new sweater, short sleeved, Homespun yarn.)
So, after I sat around for another hour (it was 10:30 at this point), the bailiff came back to give us "the speech."
We were told to hand in our jury summons, unless we were eligible for exemption from duty. He listed reasons like, "if you are no longer a Queens resident, if you are not a United States citizen, if you have been convicted of a felony, if you are a caregiver to an elderly family member or a child, bla bla bla bla." It was the same speech I heard while waiting on line earlier and had read on-line, and in the back of the jury summons.
And then, and then....
He said the magic words "if you are a full- or part-time student, and you are scheduled to take classes between the hours of 8:30 a.m. and 5:00 p.m. during the week, you are eligible for exemption."
I was interested in participating in jury duty and thought I'd be able to knock it out in a day or two and simply go back to work on Monday. But then I realized that I have an exam Tuesday and that might pose a problem if I actually got picked for a jury.
So, I decided to do the responsible thing.
When they called up our row I spoke to a clerk who took my jury card, wrote the word "left" on it and told me I could leave. That was it!
All I have to do in the future is photocopy my college ID and my class schedule and then mail that in to the court.
Criminals about to stand trial, at least in Queens, can rest a little easier tonight.
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