That sleazeball Kevin Federline is supposedly threatening to release a sex tape he made with his soon-to-be ex-wife Britney Spears.
A British tabloid (and we know how reliable they are) said that K-Fed will release the tape if she doesn't give in to his divorce demands ($30 million and custody of the kids). He claims he's been offered $50 million for the tape by a company that wants to distribute it.
There are SO many things wrong with this picture, I don't know where to begin.
First of all, the couple's reality show, "Britney and Kevin: Chaotic," was made from their own home movies. It was absolutely horrible, grueling and often embarrassing to watch. So if the sex tape is made from those same home movies, they'll be pretty awful too.
But, it's like watching a train wreck, a whole lot of people will want to see it if it ends up on the Web or on DVD.
More importantly, is it really that much of a threat to Britney Spears other than it being a constant reminder of her greatest mistake?
I don't think so.
Paris Hilton and Pam Anderson haven't been hurt by their home movies ending up in public hands. A sex tape doesn't play against Britney's image as much as it might have when she was still claiming to be a virgin and the idol of millions of little girls.
I mean, dude, once you've kissed Madonna and danced on stage holding a giant snake you've pretty much established your image in the public eye as a sexually liberated woman (or whatever you want to call it.)
It's possible that the tape does really exist. Us Weekly reported that the Federlines had reviewed the tape with their estate lawyers (eeew!) because the couple feared the tape might be leaked. Britney sued Us Weekly for defamation, but the case was dismissed last week.
In deciding to dismiss the case, Superior Court Judge Lisa Hart Cole said Spears has "put her modern sexuality squarely, and profitably, before the public eye" so it would be difficult to prove that the article was defamatory.
I'm just glad that their two children are too young to know what's going on.
Hopefully, K-Fed will end up with what he's holding up in the picture above (a penny) and then fade into ex-husband oblivion. Buh-bye!
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